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Anonymous sent: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

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If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

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shaworu:

What she really means

shaworu:

What she really means

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Everything intensified.

[[ I should totally put the link to the cinematic here: A New Dawn ]]

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@DonaldGlover:
11/28/13, 8:39 PM

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

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floating-head:

phantomrose96:

Gravity Falls are you okay?

new on the top of the list of things that are not okay

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tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

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nutritionbeast:

This is what happens when a smoker quits. Pass it on.

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